If you are in need of a good guffaw (and who’s not?), check out this insanely funny “translation” site.
The litigious American in me is tempted to go to Somalia and shout “Gacmaha madaxa saar! Waa inaan ku qalaa!” at some random person. I’m pretty sure I could sue Dunwoody Press for whatever happened next.
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My calendar is terribly busy right now. Really, it is.
No, I’m not referring to my amazing and fabulous social life, though, there is that. :-| Ahem.
Just take a look at my “dining” room six—count ’em—six weeks after moving into my new place.

Yes, sir, I have a pretty hectic schedule … packed with important things. Eating yummy [...]

First it’s Brit and Kev. Now it’s Dub and Don.
Next, you’ll tell me that Grandma was a mail-order bride and healthy adults shouldn’t have sex at every dadgum opportunity. Oh, wait.