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Archive for November 2006

Ding-a-Ling

63 Things I’ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 4
It’s never as obvious to the betrothed as it is to … well, everyone else … that a marriage is doomed before it has begun. (I blame pheromones. [...]

Is the new Creation Museum really meant to be a haven for Creationism, or is it merely a commie pinko, left-wing conspiracy to lure in good Christians and then bombard them with subliminal messages about the myth of evolution?
I don’t know how else to explain the fact that the museum is apparently being built by [...]

Just when you thought …

… Veronica Mars could not possibly rock the house more, she makes a rectum pun.
I knew there was a reason I got out of bed today.

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