63 Things I’ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 3
Ex-husband jokes stop a conversation faster than Dr. Mancini can hatch a dumb-ass scheme to become chief of staff at Wilshire Memorial.

Inspired by my most favorite podcaster (more on that later), I’m adding a category called 5ives, of which this is the first installment.
5 Songs I Would Cover If I Had a Shred of Talent and a Friend Who Played the Drums

“Faint,” Linkin Park
“Teenage Dirtbag,” Weatus
“Red Slurpee,” Ben Lee
“Why Can’t I Be You?” The Cure
“Santa Monica,” [...]

This may be cheating a little, but oh well. I promise you’ll get over it.
hiatus : sure, I could have used the word break below, but break can’t be spelled with a digit and used as the name of a jam band from Amherst now can it? No. No, it cannot.
hysteresis : cuz if I [...]