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63 Things I’ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)

Installment 3

Ex-husband jokes stop a conversation faster than Dr. Mancini can hatch a dumb-ass scheme to become chief of staff at Wilshire Memorial.

2 Responses to “Life’s Not an Episode of Melrose Place”

  1. on 29 Jul 2006 at 8:07 amGot Chris?

    I don’t think I realized it till now. I’m an ex husband. Weird to here myself say it after all these years.

    You know I think you still owe me a description of your last 18 years.

  2. [...] Okay, so I wrote about all of those things, in some way or another. I had kinda hoped that people would come to CMG Unite via something a little closer to my heart, like … I dunno … Pete Wentz or Jean-Claude Van Damme or Michael Mancini. But I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. [...]

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