No, not by the physicists at MIT or a think tank in Kyoto. We owe this to none other than Jean-Claude van Damme, aka Muscles from Brussles, Belgian superstar and European middleweight kickboxing champion.

 

At a moment like this, words do not suffice. Thanks to Rambler for unearthing this gem. The community of learned thinkers is indebted to him in perpetuity.