If you want to get the (kinda lame) inside joke, check out my recent tweets. Better yet, while you’re at Twitter, follow me and know *every* ridiculous thing that crosses my mind.
Tweets
- @colleenish i know...i drool in my sleep. it's not purdy! 19 hrs ago
- i'll curl up and take a nap in your waiting room till you gimme my drugs 19 hrs ago
- why prescribe adderall only to treat me like a junkie when i try to get a refill? gah, mutherfuckers, you DO NOT wanna see me off my meds! 19 hrs ago
- i'm living with a sped iphone user *sigh* 2 days ago
- OH re palin: she did a good job for not knowing wtf she's talking about. (i don't even have words) 3 days ago
- More updates...
Posting tweet...
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Recent Posts
- Song of the Day: When You Need to Artificially Inflate Your Self-Esteem (Temporarily)
- Molly
- Dead Guys I Like, Part 7
- The Mix that Pretty Built
- Song of the Day: Pretty Twofer
- What Now, Bitches?
- My Fantasy Baseball Theme Song
- My 300th Post (What? You expected a parade?)
- Song of the Day: Ahoo Ahooh Ahooh
- i can haz boifrend
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The Buzz
- Crash on Molly
- Ms. Monkey-Gurl on Molly
- ulmedas on Molly
- vieve on Molly
- comebacknikki on Molly
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Is that grandpa?
Still have that fantasy that we descended from carnies, huh? Sorry, lil bro, we’re just plain old, boring white trash … not the cool kind.