I figure no one cares to read about how ALL I’ve wanted to do the last few days is call everyone who gets in my way a lousy, good-for-nothing cocksucker, so I’ve been kinda, ya know, *lying low*. But just so’s you know I’m still thinkin about ya, here are a couple songs featuring women you prolly don’t wanna fuck with either.
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[…] it hit me that “Cocksucker. One word or two?” would have been the *perfect* title for my post last Wednesday. Since no one can turn back the hands of time—not even I—I’m saving this gem of a […]