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I realize my last post on this topic was somewhat deflating, so I’m going to give it a shot from a more … affirmative vantage point. (Wha? April is National Pun Month. Okay, it’s not, but it *should* be.)

  • Obfuscate. Is it just me or does this sound like something very dirty that you secretly hope your sig-O will try to talk you into? (Um, yes, please.)
  • Bouillabaisse. A guy who cooks? Hot. And, honestly, what’s hotter than *stew* … yummy, yummy French stew?
  • Turgid. Is it wrong that this word makes me a little wet? Okay, okay … it’s wrong. Remind me why again.
  • Obelisk. Sometimes a tall, tapered monument isn’t just a tall, tapered monument … if you know what I mean.
  • Tectonic. I don’t know why I love you, but I do.

One Response to “5 Words You Use that Predispose Me to Think You Have a Large Penis”

  1. on 14 Apr 2008 at 10:40 amchris

    You know what word does it for me? Seven. The number 7 has nothing to do with it, nor does the amount but something about the sound of the word seven,,, well, there you go.

    Not as fancy as your favs but it’s the reaction that counts right?

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