[2:02] Em Em: how’s things with you?
[2:02] Kiki: oh, i’m just kinda bored
[2:03] Kiki: i realize now exactly HOW much time i spent _____ing, cuz now that i’m not i have like NOTHING to fill my empty existence
[2:05] Em Em: heh
[2:06] Em Em: yeah, i know just what you mean about that
[2:06] Em Em: you’ll have to find another quirky obsession
[2:06] Kiki: lol
[2:06] Kiki: well, i may be onto something … i just changed my orientation to bi on okcupid
[2:06] Kiki: out of sheer boredom
[2:07] Kiki: wooing unsuspecting women … that would garner me some terrible dating karma tho, huh?
[2:07] Em Em: oh definitely
[2:07] Kiki: hmm
[2:08] Em Em: but the ensuing wackiness may well be worth it!
[2:08] Kiki: yeah, it’s not a no-brainer. i’m gonna have to give it some thought
[2:09] Em Em: i would also find it MUCH more difficult to dismiss or be mean to a girl
[2:10] Em Em: uh, not that that would necessarily be a BAD thing …
[2:10] Em Em: but it would definitely be more complicated
[2:10] Kiki: oh, i don’t see it going that far
[2:10] Kiki: i mean, just dangling myself out there as a possibility seems cruel enough
[2:10] Em Em: aha! so you’re just looking for juicy IM’ing!
[2:11] Kiki: some validation would be nice
[2:11] Em Em: you cruel self-dangler!
[2:11] Em Em: hee
[2:11] Kiki: maybe some heavy petting
[2:11] Kiki: lol
[2:11] Kiki: why do i have to be so moral? life could be so much fun without scruples
[2:12] Em Em: i know, it’s very difficult for us upstanding ones
[2:12] Em Em: [actually i would just be wicked afraid of catty girls]
[2:12] Em Em: [at least with guys you know they'll always be dumber than you]
[2:13] Kiki: yeah … i’d be chewed up and spit out, for sure
[2:14] Em Em: eeeeek
[2:14] Em Em: nobody needs that!
[2:14] Em Em: stick with the dudes!
[2:14] Kiki: *sigh*
[2:14] Em Em: aw
[2:14] Em Em: well IM’ing and petting can’t hurt
[2:14] Em Em: hee
[2:15] Kiki: lol
[2:15] Kiki: i want that on my gravestone
[2:15] Kiki: ^heavy^ petting