Amen, sister.
Still, a very, very close second to “all that stupid old shit” would be cut-to-the-chase, sexual propositions … like this one I got today through okcupid:
Hello there gorgeous lady, how are you? I was wondering if you are interested on strap on/dildo sex with a guy. If not, its ok, sorry if I had bothered you.
Phew! I sure am glad it’s okay that I don’t want to discuss my feelings about strap-on sex with a complete stranger. I mean, I’d hate to think there were any hard feelings between me and … someone I’ll NEVER meet.
WTF is wrong with people? Seeeeeeeeriously.
Okcupid, where’s the Throws Drink in Face button on this thing?
I’ve got a friend that did that to an old boyfriend of hers.
Takes all kinds, makes the world turn, different strokes,, ugh, I think I through up in my mouth a little.
Ah, ya…….. Sorry about that….. I know it was a little forward but I really do want to want to know your thoughts on the subject. I care God Damn it!!!!
Thor, you’re alive!!! I was afraid I perforated your colon the last time we hung out and you died before making it to the emergency room. Ah, good times …