[15:13] Kiki: i don’t know what’s wrong with me but i’ve been eating so much red meat lately
[15:13] Kiki: like every other day … it’s crazy
[15:13] Em Em: maybe you’re anemic
[15:13] Em Em: or maybe you’re just super-carnivorous
[15:13] Kiki: if i didn’t know better, i’d think i was preggers or something
[15:13] Em Em: omg!
[15:13] Em Em: now THAT would be wacky all right
[15:14] Kiki: oh, no worries … i’m NOT preggers
[15:14] Kiki: that is for certain
[15:14] Em Em: hee
[15:15] Em Em: well, even if you are, i get the first 5 years anyway
[15:15] Kiki: oh, right. i forgot our pact
[Whoever has a kid first, we've agreed that Em Em gets to raise it from 0–5 … I get 6–18.]
[15:15] Kiki: that works
[15:15] Kiki: i’ll be kinda crazy for the next 5 years at least
[15:16] Em Em: the VERY least
[15:16] Kiki: yeah
[15:16] Kiki: too bad u can’t have kids and freeze *them* instead of just the eggs/embryos
[15:16] Kiki: cuz it would be good to get the physical part out of the way while the skin is still elastic
[15:16] Kiki: u know?
[15:16] Em Em: omg, that’s the best idea
[15:16] Kiki: right?
[15:17] Em Em: yeah, we gotta work on that
[15:17] Kiki: do i smell a business plan?
[15:17] Em Em: i hear there’s a ton of empty biotech offices in cambridge too
[15:17] Em Em: we can cook up the technology!
[15:17] Kiki: word
[15:17] Kiki: sometimes i’m so genius it’s scary
[15:18] Em Em: dude, i KNOW
[15:18] Em Em: i’m cowering in the face of it
[15:19] Kiki: rofl