So, my little brother is—like me—the greatest thing since sliced bread. (How can we BOTH be the greatest thing since sliced bread, you ask? Well, it involves time and space and a complicated algorithm that’s waaaay over your head. When will you just accept that everything I say is possess’d of a wisdom you can only dream of comprehending? Dayum.)
So, yeah, he’s the shiznit. He started a blog a while back … The Ocho. I promised him that I would do a write-up here on CMG Unite, plugging him and thereby throwing my immense weight (as a blogger!) behind his efforts. This was a couple of weeks ago.
Seems he got tired of waiting and decided to take extreme measures to prod me into action—in his latest post, he exposes my criminal record! Yup, folks. This is what I get for letting him do my share of the chores and using him to practice make-up application techniques. No good deed goes unpunished, I guess.
If memory serves, when I air dubious family secrets in a public forum, I am called an unmanageable drunk, told to leave the bar, and made to apologize the next day.
Anyway, go read his blog. He’s awesome … did I mention that already?
P.S. Nader was sooooooo worth it. You have no idea.
Well, It’s not like I mentioned you in any manner revealing who you be. I was trying to shield your identity, but you tore aside the veil of secrecy and privacy, exposing us both to the whims of the throbbing masses.
A beaten cop for Nader is like a half-vote for McCain!
Heheh.
C’mon now … that charge was dropped.
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