So, I finally got those piercings I mentioned a while back.
You know how when you understand something painful is coming and you brace yourself for it, then it ends up hurting even more than you thought? Well, this was 100 times worse. I don’t know why I thought it wouldn’t feel like someone pushing a nail through my flesh. It was exactly like someone pushing a nail through my flesh. Duh. My only defense is that I don’t remember my ears feeling that way.
My piercer said I took it like a man … except with far less sweating. I think she was just being nice, though, because she was sooooooo excited to have a specimen that was not born in the late 80s.
The odd thing is, after the initial agony, they hurt way less than I feared they would. The moral of the story, kids? Even pussies can realize their dreams of body mod. Go for it!
That sounds about right. When I paid someone to shove a needle through my nose, I realized quite quickly that my septum was really about four feet wide, and that is a just an accident of light that it looked to me to be only a few millimeters wide in a mirror.
I nearly puked on myself right afterwards. Apparently, no should have consumed some sort of sugar within a few hours of when one has a needle shoves through sensitive body parts. Ho Hum
Woo hoo! :)