Maybe now “bloodsport” is less of an exaggeration.

[15:36] Em Em: i’m going to say [word that may or may not mean "penis"] to Jeje [Em Em's boyfriend, who shares Mimi's mother tongue] right now
[15:37] Kiki: if he says it doesn’t mean dick you HAVE to tell me
[15:38] Em Em: oh, don’t worry
[15:38] Em Em: i’ll find out the TRUE meaning
[15:38] Kiki: if she’s lying to me …
[15:38] Em Em: just make sure that i’m just an “unnamed source”
[15:38] Kiki: sure thing
[15:39] Em Em:

[15:37] Em Em: _____!
[15:38] Jeje: ?
[15:38] Em Em: do you know what it means?
[15:38] Jeje: i do
[15:39] Em Em: say it, say it
[15:39] Jeje: penis word for kids
[15:39] Em Em: heeeeeeee

[15:39] Kiki: LOL
[15:39] Kiki: so kinda like peepee?
[15:39] Kiki: or weewee?
[15:40] Em Em: yeah, i guess so
[15:40] Kiki: ok, so she doesn’t lie ALL the time
[15:40] Em Em: omg
[15:41] Em Em:

[15:40] Jeje: tell her Kiki is also a penis word for kids …
[15:40] Em Em: no! is it true???
[15:40] Jeje: well, kinda
[15:41] Em Em: HAHAHAHA

[15:41] Em Em: oh, man
[15:43] Kiki: hehe
[15:43] Kiki: well, tell him [his name] means “i just shit my diapers” in kid english
[15:43] Em Em: wait … is that true??
[15:43] Em Em: you guys are confusing me!
[15:43] Kiki: ROFL
[15:44] Kiki: don’t make me LAUGH … my boss is right here
[15:44] Em Em: what’s that funny noise you made?
[15:44] Kiki: STOP
[15:44] Em Em: omg, thank god there’s nobody HERE
[15:44] Kiki: it’s bad enough that i’m SMILING at my computer screen
[15:44] Em Em: oh shit
[15:44] Em Em: i know, it’s bad
[15:46] Kiki: ok, mimi’s gonna be pissed, but this is going up … what’s _____’s nickname … and i want it to mean dick in at least one language
[15:46] Em Em: omg
[15:47] Em Em:

[15:47] Jeje: tell her, i didn’t choose to be _____ but she chose to name herself as a penis

[15:47] Kiki: tell him, [go fuck yourself (in his mother tongue)]
[15:48] Em Em: seriously, this is too much for me
[15:48] Kiki: HAHAHA
[15:48] Em Em: now you’ve made ME cry!
[15:48] Em Em: and i’m totally not kidding
[15:48] Kiki: oh, god, don’t fuck with me, em em
[15:48] Kiki: you know how gullible i am
[15:49] Em Em: hee
[15:49] Kiki: i’ll fall for that old trick time and time again
[15:49] Em Em: no, seriously though, i have tears of silent laughter
[15:49] Em Em: maybe because i’m losing my MIND
[15:49] Kiki: well, then my work here is done