According to one friend, 2008 is going to be the year of Kiki. My year.

I do not exaggerate when I say, so far, this simply is not so. (See what I did there? I said I’m not going to exaggerate, then I didn’t actually exaggerate. Even in the depths of self-pity, I’m goooood.)

Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that I’m probably going to be a little super spotty with the posts for a while. No need to bore you with the gory details of how, exactly, my life is sucking ass or why, specifically, it is in need of my undivided attention. I’ll let the following IM exchange with Em Em speak for itself.

[15:42] Kiki: [yada, yada ... whine, bitch, moan]
[15:42] Em Em: ack
[15:42] Em Em: wanna go to frank’s tonight?
[15:42] Em Em: IM is impossible for this stuff!
[15:42] Kiki: TOTALLY
[15:42] Em Em: ok, cool : )
[15:42] Kiki: but what if i cry? i’ve been kinda weepy
[15:43] Em Em: well if you’re gonna cry, at least you’ll have a steak in front of you
[15:43] Kiki: haha
[15:43] Kiki: truer words were never spoke
[15:43] Em Em: hee
[15:43] Kiki: i made my therapist cry last night
[15:43] Kiki: lol
[15:43] Em Em: wow! that’s impressive!
[15:43] Kiki: yeah, i take a sick pride in it when i do
[15:43] Em Em: this isn’t the first time?
[15:43] Kiki: once before
[15:43] Em Em: whoa!
[15:44] Kiki: i know … i just ooze pathos when i wanna
[15:44] Em Em: yeah, that’s a whole nother level!
[15:44] Kiki: haha
[15:44] Kiki: now i feel even more proud
[15:44] Em Em: yeah, you should
[15:44] Em Em: i’ve never even HEARD of that
[15:44] Em Em: hehe
[15:44] Kiki: if i can make YOU cry tonight, i may just hang ‘em up

See ya in a whiles, crocodiles.