[10:15] Kiki: wtf is wrong with me?
[10:15] Em Em: you’re just too charming!
[10:15] Kiki: shah
[10:15] Kiki: that’s it
[10:15] Kiki: i’m a retard with a too large vocabulary
[10:16] Em Em: my favorite kind of retard!
[10:16] Kiki: i fool even myself into thinking i’m not a retard
[10:16] Em Em: that’s what makes you cute
[10:16] Kiki: hee
[10:16] Kiki: i’m dangerous and should not be left alone
[10:16] Kiki: aduh!
[10:16] Kiki: i need a little sign around my neck or something
[10:16] Em Em: actually maybe you SHOULD be left alone
[10:16] Em Em: should i tell ___ that for you?
[10:16] Em Em: “kiki can’t come out and play tonight!”
[10:16] Kiki: haha
[10:17] Em Em: i should ground you
[10:17] Kiki: i SHOULD be grounded
[10:17] Em Em: consider it done!
[10:17] Kiki: ok, mom
[10:17] Em Em: ooh, does this mean we don’t have to go to the globe tonight?
[10:17] Kiki: ur too funny
[10:17] Em Em: who are you seeing tonight??
[10:17] Kiki: ___ … tonite is bowling
[10:18] Em Em: again???????????
[10:18] Em Em: omg
[10:18] Kiki: last night was just a spur of the moment thing cuz i forgot about steak night
[10:18] Em Em: oy
[10:18] Kiki: i know
[10:18] Kiki: i KNOW
[10:18] Em Em: !!!!!!!!!!!
[10:18] Kiki: i’ve crossed over into the ridiculous
[10:18] Em Em: hmph
[10:18] Em Em: oui
[10:18] Kiki: my life is a french farce
[10:19] Em Em: that’s not a bad thing!
[10:19] Kiki: hmm
[10:19] Em Em: the theme today is umbrellas of cherbourg
[10:19] Kiki: that reference went right over my little retard head
[10:19] Em Em: imdb it
[10:19] Em Em: you’re catherine deneuve
[10:19] Em Em: that is DEFINITELY not a bad thing
[10:19] Kiki: oh, that would be lovely
[10:19] Kiki: but that would require me to have class and shit
[10:19] Kiki: i think that ship has sailed
[10:19] Em Em: nah!
[10:20] Em Em: this is the dawning of a new era!
[10:20] Em Em: era of class!
[10:20] Em Em: french style
[10:20] Kiki: oooh, i like that
[10:20] Em Em: it starts with us eating a lot of steak
[10:20] Kiki: if i let u out of tonight will u commit to sunday?
[10:21] Em Em: amazing race!
[10:21] Kiki: oh right
[10:21] Em Em: i can’t tape it!
[10:21] Kiki: lol
[10:21] Kiki: ok u pick steak night then
[10:21] Kiki: but i still let us both out of tonight
[10:21] Em Em: anyway, “let me out”? ha!
[10:21] Em Em: you’ve already made alternative plans!
[10:21] Em Em: i owe you nuthin!
[10:21] Kiki: biotch, ur little … i could literally drag u kicking and screaming
[10:22] Kiki: although, i fully realize i would prolly lose an eye or something
[10:22] Em Em: i can be surprisingly heavy
[10:22] Em Em: i’m a taurus after all!
[10:22] Kiki: LOL
[10:22] Kiki: ok, sure
[10:22] Kiki: whatever u say, amazingly heavy one
[10:22] Em Em: hee
[10:22] Em Em: where you going bowling? saccos?
[10:22] Kiki: is that the name of the place in davis?
[10:22] Em Em: ayup
[10:22] Kiki: yeah, i guess, though u said it’s only candlepin right?
[10:23] Kiki: we watched the big lebowski last night in preparation and i kinda want big ball
[10:23] Em Em: damn, you guys are … to borrow an obscure reference from seinfeld … “hot n heavy”
[10:23] Kiki: LOL
[10:23] Em Em: i know, you prolly don’t get it
[10:23] Kiki: that really is one of the best unintentionally funny e-mail quotes of last year
[10:24] Kiki: in fact, if i weren’t leaving next week, i might try to pencil in making an official top 10 unintentionally funny e-mail quotes list
[10:24] Em Em: sigh … too bad it all ended so badly
[10:24] Em Em: there were no airings of grievances
[10:24] Em Em: anyway, you could try lanes and games at alewife
[10:24] Em Em: you’d have to drive, but it’s a fun place
[10:24] Em Em: and there’s booze
[10:24] Em Em: which there ain’t at saccos
[10:24] Kiki: ah … that sounds right up my … wait for it … ALLEY
[10:25] Em Em: DAYUM!
[10:25] Em Em: consider me schooled
[10:25] Kiki: to borrow an obscure reference from seinfeld … i’m going out on a high note … goodbye
[10:25] Em Em: wow … that IS obscure
[10:26] Em Em: hee

Tags: em em, neuroses, seinfeld

Posted in Urban Ennui on 11 Jan 2008 |