My filler may not deal with the most important issues of the day, but it will be the filthiest, by god.

[13:04] Thor: i had my gf take the sgmuw test
[13:04] Kiki: what did she get?
[13:04] Thor: posh!
[13:04] Kiki: HAHA
[13:04] Kiki: poor bastard
[13:08] Thor: let me tell you about the no anal that the “posh” spice believes in! spot on as the brits say!

[snip, snip]

[13:26] Thor: one of the good things about working at _____ is they have lunch you can eat every day for free!
[13:26] Kiki: : )
[13:26] Thor: the bad news about working at _____ is that they have lunch here for free!
[13:27] Thor: chix parm today, god no wonder why i am getting a belly!
[13:28] Kiki: oh that sounds good
[13:51] Thor: weekend plans, and good ones?
[13:51] Kiki: xmas party tomorrow nite
[13:51] Kiki: saturday brunch w friend
[13:51] Kiki: sunday holiday dinner at a friends
[13:51] Thor: by xmas you are going to be all xmased out!
[13:52] Kiki: i know right?
[13:52] Kiki: i don’t even like xmas
[13:52] Thor: i hear ya, but i do like the parties!
[13:52] Thor: it helps us ugly guys get laid!
[13:52] Kiki: me too
[13:52] Kiki: haha
[13:52] Kiki: the one tonite shd b good … it’s not really an office party
[13:53] Kiki: it’s like one of the professional associations that we belong to
[13:53] Thor: where is it tonight?
[13:53] Kiki: colonnade
[13:53] Kiki: $100 per person … one of our vendors paid for us
[13:53] Kiki: i like free
[13:54] Thor: wow, nice work!
[13:54] Kiki: i’m skipping lunch
[13:54] Kiki: lol
[13:54] Thor: don’t worry i had enough for 2!
[13:54] Thor: no I am not preggers either
[13:54] Kiki: phew
[13:55] Thor: i know, my boobs were/are getting big
[13:55] Kiki: what about gf? maybe it’s unconscious sympathy eating
[13:55] Thor: SHUT UP!
[13:55] Kiki: wha?
[13:55] Kiki: could happen right?
[13:55] Thor: hey, wait, you have to have sex to get preggers right?
[13:56] Thor: well, i am fairly confident that i am in the clear
[13:56] Thor: well, it was once this month and it does only take once
[13:57] Kiki: once this month?!?!
[13:57] Kiki: dude, u need to have a talk
[13:58] Thor: had the talk …
[14:02] Kiki: and?

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[14:04] Thor: i mean i am freaky, i need crazy sex!!! sorry but it’s the truth!!!!!
[14:05] Kiki: so move on
[14:05] Kiki: u deserve the sex life u want
[14:05] Thor: i can’t yet

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[14:06] Thor: she used to be freaky.
[14:06] Thor: she’d do blow jobs and then go to anal when we first met!
[14:07] Thor: we used to do a lot, just about everything except [her] fucking me with a strap-on!
[14:07] Kiki: : )
[14:08] Kiki: how long ago was that?
[14:13] Thor: our good sex time was like a year ago
[14:15] Thor: hahah, strap-on. i mean really at this point i’d let her!
[14:15] Thor: when i actually read what i wrote it’s pretty funny!
[14:15] Kiki: why not? it doesn’t hurt
[14:16] Thor: idk, why not?
[14:16] Thor: right
[14:16] Thor: unless it’s a big black one
[14:16] Kiki: lol
[14:16] Kiki: yeah … even i have to be in the mood for that
[14:17] Thor: see, i don’t feel so bad
[14:17] Thor: you ever do a guy with a strap-on?
[14:17] Thor: man boobs?
[14:17] Thor: hahaa
[14:17] Kiki: guh
[14:17] Thor: sorry
[14:17] Kiki: why do u have to bring up man-boobs man? i try to block that
[14:17] Kiki: never done a strap-on, no
[14:18] Kiki: don’t think i’ve been w guys whose ego could take it
[14:18] Thor: his ego taking it? i’d be more worried about his arse
[14:18] Kiki: LOL
[14:18] Kiki: ok, so when i blog this, what is ur code name gonna b?
[14:19] Thor: big black?
[14:19] Kiki: noooooo
[14:19] Kiki: u need a name name
[14:19] Kiki: ur initials r too identifying
[14:19] Kiki: so that’s out
[14:19] Kiki: how about thor?
[14:19] Thor: RRRRRRRRR
[14:20] Thor: i am THOR!
[14:20] Kiki: ok
[14:20] Thor: i feel like one of those guys from the underworld or something
[14:20] Kiki: : )
[14:20] Kiki: yeah, u definitely have a codpiece
[14:20] Thor: beastmaster
[14:20] Thor: remember that movie?
[14:20] Kiki: um, no
[14:21] Thor: anyway I got to run, but i would let a girl do it with a strap-on, i have a big ego … so there!
[14:22] Kiki: chow
[14:22] Kiki: (and meow)