[15:27] Kiki: omg!!! i have big gossip…time for an abp run?
[15:30] Kiki: really, seriously HUGE gossip
[15:30] Kiki: ok i’m going to the loo and i’m coming over
[15:49] Kiki: WTF?!?! where r u?
[15:56] Em Em: eeek! i was in a meeting!
[15:56] Em Em: WHAT IS UP??
[15:58] Kiki: _____ is: pregnant, getting married in january, moving to _____
[15:58] Em Em: omG!
[15:58] Kiki: right?
[15:58] Em Em: i was going to guess either something like that, or that _____ was quitting
[15:58] Em Em: she told you?
[15:58] Kiki: well _____ noticed the ring
[15:58] Em Em: whoaaaaa
[15:58] Em Em: omG
[15:59] Kiki: and then she told us the whole thing
[15:59] Kiki: (i noticed her enormous boobs)
[15:59] Em Em: ok THAT i have to see!!!
[15:59] Kiki: lol
[15:59] Kiki: i was like were her boobs always that big?
[15:59] Kiki: to myself of course
[15:59] Em Em: HA!
[15:59] Kiki: then she told us about 30 minutes later
[15:59] Em Em: i can’t believe she’s moving to _____!
[16:00] Em Em: that’s actually the craziest part
[16:00] Kiki: i know
[16:00] Kiki: i didn’t know her guy lived in _____
[16:00] Em Em: yeah he moved there right after they met last year
[16:00] Kiki: guh
[16:00] Em Em: i am SO curious what he’s like
[16:00] Kiki: that blows
[16:00] Em Em: which part? the _____ part?
[16:00] Kiki: yeah … i haven’t heard much about him
[16:00] Em Em: cause yeah.
[16:01] Kiki: yeah, the _____ thing
[16:01] Em Em: hee totally

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[16:04] Kiki: i guess she thought she might have trouble conceiving so that it happened w/o trying was good for her
[16:04] Em Em: why did she think she’d have trouble? cause she’s OLD?
[16:05] Kiki: no … so she thought she’d have trouble
[16:05] Kiki: but she said she was freaking out that it might be deformed or something cuz she wasn’t on vitamins and was drinking, etc
[16:06] Kiki: and she’s 36 … her words not mine
[16:06] Em Em: heee
[16:06] Em Em: one must always think of oneself as “pre-pregnant” you know
[16:06] Kiki: lol
[16:06] Kiki: pre-pregnant
[16:06] Kiki: that’s good
[16:06] Em Em: gross, right? i read an article saying that
[16:07] Em Em: any fertile woman is pre-pregnant
[16:07] Em Em: barf
[16:07] Kiki: “i’m always tending to my womb as if it might host life any day now”
[16:07] Em Em: haha
[16:07] Em Em: ew
[16:07] Kiki: u don’t tend ur womb?!?
[16:07] Kiki: what’s wrong w u?
[16:07] Em Em: i’m one of the Bad women
[16:07] Em Em: oh yeeeeeeah
[16:07] Kiki: lol
[16:08] Kiki: so, yeah
[16:08] Em Em: so when is she moving?
[16:08] Kiki: big news
[16:08] Kiki: well wedding is in january
[16:08] Kiki: i’m guessing soon
[16:08] Em Em: a shotgun wedding!
[16:08] Kiki: totes
[16:08] Kiki: she thinks she’s showing but i couldn’t see it
[16:08] Kiki: besides her boobs
[16:08] Em Em: well, the BOOBS
[16:08] Em Em: hee
[16:08] Kiki: yeah
[16:09] Kiki: how funny is it that i noticed that?
[16:09] Kiki: i was like, is it the sweater?
[16:09] Em Em: yer just pervy
[16:09] Kiki: there’s that
[16:09] Em Em: but the question is, WAS SHE WEARING A THONG???
[16:09] Kiki: i like to think i’m primed to recognize new life as it is budding in the womb
[16:09] Kiki: LOL
[16:09] Kiki: babies don’t like thongs
[16:10] Kiki: i have been in meetings ALL DAY
[16:10] Kiki: i haven’t even had lunch
[16:11] Kiki: _____ is the bane of my baneful existence
[16:12] Em Em: well i haven’t had lunch either and i’m not even doing that!
[16:12] Em Em: damn, i wanna get preggers and move to _____!
[16:12] Kiki: i wanna get preggers and have HUGE boobs
[16:12] Em Em: okay, wait, did she have a huge ring?
[16:13] Em Em: (to go with her boobs?)
[16:13] Kiki: it was huge-ish, yeah
[16:13] Kiki: nice
[16:13] Kiki: white gold
[16:13] Em Em: cuz in the meeting today i’m like, fuck! people have HUGE rings here
[16:13] Kiki: not so huge it looks gaudy
[16:13] Em Em: ah, publishing
[16:13] Kiki: i don’t think i would do a diamond the next time around
[16:14] Em Em: but they’re so SPARKLY!
[16:14] Kiki: i don’t really care about that stuff
[16:14] Kiki: when i was 22, sure …. i wanted it
[16:14] Kiki: but i’d like to think i’ve evolved since then
[16:15] Kiki: i’d rather go on a kick ass honeymoon or do something else w the money
[16:15] Kiki: don’t worry, i won’t judge u when u force _____ to buy u a honkin ring
[16:17] Em Em: heee
[16:17] Em Em: no i’m gonna insist on a beach house instead