These are just a few of the immensely fascinating topics discussed at funk night last night.
I like that shirt.
Yeah, but it must be hot as fuck.
You’re right. No wicking in that puppy.
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Tamara … like Tammy only fancy.
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I need to not get drunk off my a** and kiss randoms tonight.
There were many more, of course. It is filler, though, so short is kinda the point. (Don’t worry, 12 Gauge … you’re post is a comin’.)

Looking forward to it.
I’m sure you’d never censor or water down thoughts now that you know I’m reading, right?
Would that I had the talent for self-censorship. I may take (artistic) liberties with the “facts” from time to time, but I’m constitutionally unable to water myself down. Alas.