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“I keep forgetting that you were a teenager the last time you were single, so you actually will wait by the phone instead of calling [me] yourself.”

2 Responses to “Burn of the Day”

  1. on 05 Nov 2007 at 9:24 amsuitor

    thanks, where’s my check?

  2. on 05 Nov 2007 at 9:37 amMs. Monkey-Gurl

    Please see recent post about hapless third-parties.

    Also, I’m pretty sure I have some fine print somewhere about everything anyone writes, speaks or thinks being mine in perpetuity.

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