Comments on: For the Love of All that Is Holy, What Do You Have against Thongs?

By: Chico

Chico — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:08:21 +0000

Hmmm…
“My Sister’s not a Whore”
“Yokazeezee”
“Abutting an Asshole”

Written and performed by the ‘Pale Horse Revival Hour’

Wicked

By: Ms. Monkey-Gurl

Ms. Monkey-Gurl — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:09:56 +0000

I guess, whether we like it or not, we now know where Mat stands on tossing the ol’ salad, huh?

For the record, I think “Abutting an Asshole” should be the title of your band’s third CD. Oh, the album cover possibilities!

By: Chico

Chico — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:45:45 +0000

I am a proponent of the britney solution. Fewer things for me to convince someone to remove (or let me remove,) though a thong is certainly a reasonable middle ground for all the puritans out there. There are arguments against the thong…mat cannot stand them, because all he can think about is how it’s been abutting an asshole for god knows how long…when he puts it that way…well…

;-)

By: Val Stockton

Val Stockton — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:49:12 +0000

Of course, you might suggest that your co-worker investigate the Britney Solution. No panty lines there. Nope. Nosireebob.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/britney_spears_shows_off_her_v.php

By: Ms. Monkey-Gurl

Ms. Monkey-Gurl — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:43:31 +0000

(*Bottom* line? Hehe. Nice job there, punmaster.)

After careful consideration, I would have to say no, I would not tap that ass. It’s gonna be a very, very special lady that makes me switch teams … even temporarily. You know, someone who cares enough to show her ass to its best advantage.

Kim, if you’re readng this, holla!

By: Val Stockton

Val Stockton — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:30:12 +0000

Bottom line… would you tap that ass?