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5 Boston Truths We Hold to Be Self-Evident

If you leave an hour before you need to be somewhere, it will take 30 minutes to get there. If you leave 30 minutes before, it will take an hour … no matter when you leave.
The hot women outnumber the hot men by at least 2 to 1. The inverse is true for smarts. Thanks, MIT!
The length of the line outside a club is directly proportional to how full of shit the people inside will be.
That person sitting next to you on the T wearing the North Face fleece and Tevas probably considers walking on the Esplanade being “outdoorsy.”
If you buy a snowblower, it will be a mild winter.

Posted in 5ives on 02 Oct 2007 |

on 03 Oct 2007 at 10:01 am1Em Em

wait, did you … buy a snowblower, or something? you really ARE crazy. i’m just now realizing it.
on 03 Oct 2007 at 10:18 am2Ms. Monkey-Gurl

Like I tell you all the time … this ain’t Sane Monkey Gurls Unite. ;-)

But tell me, revered native Bostonian, am I right?
on 03 Oct 2007 at 12:48 pm3Em Em

you’re definitely right about the first four things. that last thing … i just … snowblower? you’re talking theoretically, right? i dunno, i have a whole different image of you now. and it involves goggles.
on 04 Oct 2007 at 3:31 pm4Ms. Monkey-Gurl

Well, of course, these are all hypothetical, my dear. I mean, you can’t very well imagine me going about checking out the hot guys either can you?!?!