So, you know the “friend” who may or may not have been out to get me? Well, she totally was.
How do I know? She sent me the link to the incredibly funny blogger I’m in love with, right? As soon as I fall truly, madly, deeply, he gets a girlfriend and has sex for the first time in years. Coincidence? No. I’m pretty sure she had a hand in that.
Now, she goes and starts her own blog. And she’s funny. To make matters worse, she exposes me admitting I was incorrect about something.
Goddayum! That’s low.
To take the high road here, I am giving you the link to her blog. I’m afraid I must, however, absolutely forbid you to like her blog more than mine.
No, no. I must.
youse guys, if you like my site more than hers, i totally won’t tell her. it’ll be a secret. hee.
but no, i kid. i am a mere protege of the great crazy monkey gurl and can only dream of ascending to such hotbloggy heights.
(i still totally won’t tell her, though.)