C’mon, you knew deep down there was no rational reason these posts were called Jesus Is My Homepage. I’m a little disappointed in you for keeping hope alive in such an infantile way. It simply came to me—vision-like—as a mash-up of those Jesus Is My Homeboy t-shirts and the Make Google My Homepage buttons. It made me snicker and, for a fleeting moment, fancy myself quite clever. In fact, I even considered changing Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite to Jesus Is My Homepage, to, ya know, reflect the spiritual nature of my writings teachings. Ah, well. Some dude in England already has it. Jesus teaches us that everything happens for a reason.

Now, I must away for the long weekend. Peace out and be good to one another! Hehe.