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People’s rss feed has this headline today:

Jessica Simpson: I’d Get Plastic Surgery

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That’s like …

Crazy Monkey-Gurl: I’d Have Sex

or

Crazy Monkey-Gurl: I’d Eat Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches

or

Crazy Monkey-Gurl: I’d Repurpose My Sonicare as a Vibrator.

I mean, that last one is made up, but you get the idea.

2 Responses to “Least-Successful, Crafty Denial of the Day”

  1. on 14 Jul 2007 at 11:57 amGot Chris?

    Don’t you think she is a little like Bush? Her people leave her alone for just one minute and next thing she’s saying something people will be joking about for weeks.

  2. on 28 Aug 2007 at 8:33 pmkbd

    Like we said, happy birthday ;)

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