People’s rss feed has this headline today:
Jessica Simpson: I’d Get Plastic Surgery
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
That’s like …
Crazy Monkey-Gurl: I’d Have Sex
or
Crazy Monkey-Gurl: I’d Eat Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
or
Crazy Monkey-Gurl: I’d Repurpose My Sonicare as a Vibrator.
I mean, that last one is made up, but you get the idea.

Don’t you think she is a little like Bush? Her people leave her alone for just one minute and next thing she’s saying something people will be joking about for weeks.
Like we said, happy birthday ;)