When you discover that Cartboy did not just graduate from your local neighborhood Ivy League college, as you initially supposed, but rather the high school down the street. Doh!

God help me, I know this won’t stand up in court, but there were no dudes like this in my high school.

Still, in spite of the inherent risks, my cohort Em Em and I are still looking for someone to draw this ill-conceived adventure. If you can draw and don’t mind small, confined spaces too much, drop me a line.