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5 People with Whom I Could Never Kick It

Show Don't Tell, Babe

  • people who brag about having a big brain and yet misspell summa (hint: if spellcheck is beyond your grasp, sweet pea, check that diploma of yours … *disbelieving snicker*)
  • people who wear pashminas wrapped tightly around their necks when it’s 70+ degrees out (I’m not naming no names, but, ya know … Eurotrash)
  • people who yak (yes, yak) on the phone before 9 a.m. (for the love of god, what can be so important?)
  • people who think Scarlett Johansson doesn’t look two-thirds human, one-third horse
  • people who insist on calling even raunchy, monkey sex “making love”

Posted in 5ives on 26 Jun 2007 |

5 Responses to “5 People with Whom I Could Never Kick It”

  1. on 28 Jun 2007 at 10:06 am1Got Chris?

    How about people who use the phrase “kick it” without rolling their eyes?

  2. on 28 Jun 2007 at 10:39 am2kbd

    that’s we love our Ms Monkey-Gurl, Chris.

  3. on 28 Jun 2007 at 5:54 pm3Ms. Monkey-Gurl

    Don’t make me unleash an “all that and a bag of chips” on yo punk ass. Ah’ite?

  4. on 07 Jul 2007 at 7:19 pm4Hammer

    I would reverse the percentages for Scarlett Johansson.

  5. on 09 Jul 2007 at 8:34 am5Ms. Monkey-Gurl

    Thanks for the comment, Hammer. Love, love, love your blog.

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