Inspired by a new friend (shout out, you sexy bitch) who—during a recent night of gaiety—transcribed the various funny/stupid/ profound/embarrassing things we all said for, ya know, posterity and shit, I am starting a new series of posts … Scenes from the Life of an Occasional Party Girl. See, I don’t get my rowdy on all that often, but when I do I do it proper-like. Ya know what I’m talking about … don’t pretend like you don’t.

A little gem from last night …

In case you can’t read drunken scrawl, complete with proofreading marks (courtesy d’moi), it reads: “An A cup is like you have to flip her over to see which side is up.” —KEL

This was in response to my inquiry about the quoter’s stance on the age-old size vs. authenticity debate. In spite of not apparently being a member of the Itty-Bitty Titty Fan Club, he came down on the “side” of authenticity. Two points, KEL.