I was just chatting with someone at work yesterday about how rad Melrose Place was … and remains. (You have to admit—other than the fashions—it holds up pretty well over time for sheer melodrama per second.) We were going on about our favorite Melrose bitches, and we both agreed that Amanda was the bitch to end all bitches. I tried to impress my friend with the potency of my ardor for MP by stating that I even wished Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner would get married … so right for each other were Amanda and Peter. Then today I see this headline in my People RSS feed: Heather Locklear & Jack Wagner: Heating Up. After two losers, Heather really deserves a guy who plays a sea captain on TV. That’s hot.