The other night I had a dream that I was with a South African friend of mine and we bumped into none other than Polly Holliday … better known as Flo from Alice. Obviously, I was to-hotally psyched, but my friend had no clue who Flo was. I wanted to give her a glimpse of the amazingness of Alice, so she could share in my glee at this chance encounter. To this end, I kept asking Polly/Flo to say “Kiss my grits!” … over and over and over. Craziest of all … she did it.

Where would I look in the encyclopedia of dreams to get to the bottom of this? Grits? ’70s sitcoms? Catch phrase addiction?

Yeah, I still have no idea who that is :) I’ll be googling her later.