- Fall Out Boy. I mean, who hasn’t accidentally on purpose sent nekkid pics of themselves to every damned person with an Internet connection? I hate it when that happens.
- Kit Kat Bites. Just because something’s as, er … compelling, let’s say, as the pipe doesn’t necessarily make it a bad thing.
- Celebrity gossip. These guys say it better than I ever could.
- Ellipses. You know, … , which I (over)use all the time. Hmm … my rationalization? They’re less harmful to society than kiddie porn?
- Murder, She Wrote reruns. Millions of people over 65 can’t be wrong.
Posted in 5ives on 20 Oct 2006 |
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