pants : in the second sense, of course … shortened for us from pantaloons by none other than the OG Edgar Allan Poe, whom—if you love as much as I do—you can read all about in this rad book.
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- @sullydude funny bones are my poison, but i'll give a nom nom nom to filling sludge on cardboard in reply to sullydude 6 days ago
- leaving it on the plastic base, however, is just all 'ooh, look at me...i'm pathetic.' 6 days ago
- when eating 2/3 of a cake for breakfast, i advise eating it off cardboard disc from the store for maximum effect http://snipurl.com/9awd4 6 days ago
- @roosto nah. do not forget: i poop rainbows and eat punks like you for breakfast. in reply to roosto 6 days ago
- i will say, though, watching all those bourne movies has paid off. snapping someone's neck underwater ... surprisingly easy. 6 days ago
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