
Molly, aka Mol, aka Puddles, aka Mollah Wollah, aka Mrs. Peebody, aka Sweet Pea
November 13, 1993–June 29, 2008
She was loved greatly. She returned that love ten-fold.
RIP, George. You were a philosopher for our times.
- I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
- Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
- If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.
- Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
- When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.
